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vice regal (viceking) is always good for a post like this now and again, but this might just be his best ever! :-D

About

“Hello and welcome to my sexy blog! I’m an 18 year old girl who has just moved into her own apartment and is looking to learn all there is about sex, so you will be seeing alot of hot adult porn on my blog. I hope that you enjoy your stay and look forward to receiving lots and lots of dirty messages from my horny followers!”

The most basic shit design ever. User avatar/icon obviously stolen from commercial “naughty schoolgirl” pic. Not a single text post. No food. No cats, no random shit, no “I’m feeling angsty”, no Ryan Gosling or any other similar male crush, no “Just met a hot boy and had a pash”, no “I’m going out to a party with my mates hope there’s that hot boy at party”, no self shots (even innocent ones), no pics of said new apartment. Nothing but just wall-to-wall stolen commercial porn, borderline underage girls sucking cock, at least one anal gape, and the obligatory crudely done photoshop job of a cock-on-a-hot-chick “transgender” shot, labelled, “cock on a hot schoolgirl”. Every pic, fastidiously labelled with “For more pic’s gif’s and video’s follow XXXXX’s Blog” with link.

Translation:

I’m a 37 year old man with extensive back hair running a Google ad words spam magnet designed to attract the key market of 37 year old men with extensive back hair. I love to fap on my unwashed penis while looking at gaping just-fucked anus pics of underage girls. I am in no way allowed to touch my wife’s vagina and I also suffer from latent rage issues. I have devised this script from the examples I found in a “Get rich on the internet! For dummies!” book to make me the most obvious thing I could think of to supplement my income as I like to spend all my income in brothels that are staffed by human-trafficked sex slaves.

Enjoy! [no link will be supplied]